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A
business man called and had a question about the
documents he needed in
order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion
about passports, I
reminded him he needed a visa. “Oh no I don’t,
I’ve been to China many
times and never had to have one of those.”
I double checked, and sure
enough, his stay required a visa. When I
told him this he said, “Look,
I’ve been to China four times and
every time they have accepted my
American Express.”

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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
with a
traffic violation said
she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the
bench. “Madam, I have
waited years for a schoolteacher to appear
before this court,” he
smiled
with delight. “Now sit down at that
table and write ‘I will not pass
through
a red light’ five
hundred times.”

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A silly boy
spent the afternoon with some
friends, but when the time came for him
to leave, a terrific storm started
with thunder, lightning and
torrential rain.
‘You can’t go
home in this,’ said one of his friends, ‘ you’d
better stay the
night.’
‘That’s very kind of you,’ said the boy. ‘ I’ll just run
home and
get my pyjamas.’

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There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
to England
to teach. When she arrived at the boardinghouse, she wanted
to use
the bathroom of the Water Closet. She sent a note with a
messenger
boy to the host asking where the WC was, thinking that the house

knew what WC stood for. When the host recieved the letter, he wrote a

response thinking that the WC was the Wayside Chapel. He reponse
read:
The WC is 3 miles away. My wife has been sick for a while, so she
was
not able to go for 3 years. The WC can hold up to 300 people at
one
time. The people complained about the hard wooden seats so
instead soft,
plush seats were made. I have reserved for you the best
seat where
EVERYONE can see you!

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