picking up a woman in a laundromat

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.

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women and small feet

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Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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Woman saying something smart

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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man one told me ….”

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I haven’t spoken in months

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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.

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