Whatever you want it to be
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Loading ...Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
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New Driver’s License
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says the beaming boy to his father. “Nope,” comes dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive,just like you’ve been doing to me all these years.”
Lady Sunbathing
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof of the hotel she was staying in and sunbathe to help her relax. She went to the top of the hotel, stripped down, and layed face down on the roof. After about an hour of sunbathing, she heard someone come on the roof. It was the manager of the hotel. He said, ” Excuse me, miss, but do you mind sunbathing somewhere else? ” “Why?”, asked the lady. ” I’m on top of the hotel…nobody can see me!” ” True”, the man replied, ” But you are lying on the sunroof above the dining room.”
Ocean Joke
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.