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The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get married. As she came back from her lunch hour with another bag from the drug store, a co-worker said, “In the past 3 weeks you’ve bought enough birth control pills to last a year, lots of vaginal foam, flavored douches, several diaphragms and Lord knows how many condoms. And you don’t even have a boyfriend. Whom are you trying to seduce ?” She smiled slyly and replied, “The Druggist, silly.”

Doing the right thing

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Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…

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A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. Anearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a cleanspoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed, andasked, “Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?”The waiter replied, “Yes. We had an efficiency expert here thatdetermined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table.By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.”The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented,”Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a stringhanging from your fly?” The waiter replied, “Yes, we all do. Thatsame efficiency expert determined that we spend 21.4% of our timewashing our hands after using the men’s room. The other end of thatstring is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull thestring to get my tool out of my pants, go, and then return to work.Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands.Saves a lot of time.”"Wait a minute,” said the diner, “how do you get your penis backin your pants?” “Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I usethe spoon.”

A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…

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A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud-speakersystem. “Listen to the sound of my voice…”, he kept repeating, “the soundof my voice… every word is a command… the sound of my voice…” Prettysoon, he had every single student in the audience completely mesmerized, eachone hanging on his every word.Needing to take a quick piss, he announced “I will have to leave the stagefor a moment, but you will all remain in a trance while I am gone” And thenhe repeated the words “the sound of my voice… every word is a command.” Ashe turned to go, he tripped over the microphone cord, landed on his butt,and yelled “SHIT!”

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