A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
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Loading ...A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied”I’m sorry, we don’t serve minors to lickers.”
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Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I had chest hair like you” So the next day Bob goes to the doctor and asks for something to grow chest hair. The doctor gives him something and he says “It will work in about two months.” Two months later Bob has no hair on his chest and back to the doctor he goes. The Doctor says, ‘Rub some Vaseline on your chest, and in a week you will be growing hair.’ Jon comes home that day seeing Bob rub Vaseline and asks “Why?” Bob says “to grow chest hair” Jon says if Vaseline grows hair you would have a ponytail comin’ out your ass!”
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry said to Joe, “You know man its been a long time since we had some sex so you oughta let me fuck you.” Joe replied. “Are you crazy?!!” Larrywent on to say, “I promise you that it won’t hurt and we’ll flip a coin and see who fucks, who first. So, Joe thought about it for a minute and finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won. Still having strong reservation Joe asked, “How will you tell if it hurts or not?” Larry told Joe, “If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I’ll stop. But if it feels good start singing.” Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed, Moooooooo. Moooooo. Mooooon River……