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Loading ...The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.”Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.”No !” his weeping wife replied.”Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.”NO !!!” she said even more upset.”Well which one of my no good friends did this then?” he asked.”Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?” she snapped.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving an affair with his secretary.”"I don’t believe it for one minute !” Marie snapped.”You’re just saying that to make me jealous !!!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there itwas, on the back of a kitchen chair.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return. One time the wife had had enuff and actually pounded on the wall between the two apartments. There being no response she telephoned, only to get the answering machine. Finally she went to the model’s door and just kept ringing the bell. When the model answered, the wife fumed,”I would like to know why it is my husband takes so damn long to get something over here.” “Well sweetie,” the model purred, “all these interruptions sure ain’t helping none either.”