Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
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How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.”"That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!”
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I’ll finish what Bill started — the interns.4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me. 7. New penal plan: I won’t use mine!8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.”Dubya,” said his PR guy, “We’ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.”"It’s true,” replied Bush, “but it isn’t my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose.”