Mirror cross the road
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Loading ...Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
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Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, “Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother’s house and tell her that this is the last check she’s ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that’s on her face.” So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, “Now what did she have to say?” “She told me to tell you that you ain’t my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face.
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season (campinggear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for “specials” 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don’t normally buy … and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas … 1. At some point you know you’re going to have a tree in your house!
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere” he pleaded.” — Or just a bed - I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager,” and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.” “No problem,” the tired travelers assured him. “I’ll take it.” The next morning Dave came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. “How’d you sleep?” asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?” “Nope, I shut him up in no time” said Dave. “How’d you manage that?” asked the manager. “He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” Dave explained.” I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and he sat up all night watching me.”