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|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, a pair of twin brothers who looked like they had just stepped off a Marine Corps recruiting poster walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to them, stuck out his hand and introduced himself. He looked at the first young man and asked, “Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?” The young man looks at him and says, “I’m a pilot!” The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says, “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!” The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at the second young man and asked, “What skills to you bring to the Air Force?” The young man says, “I chop wood!” “Son,” the general replies, “we don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?” “I chop wood!” “Young man,” huffs the general, “you are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!” “Well,” the young man says, “you hired my brother!” “Of course we did,” says the general, “he’s a pilot!” The young man rolls his eyes and says, “So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!”

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|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.”"Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.”"What was the jingle?” asked the first. “Oh,” replied the other offhand, “just our medals.”

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|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: “So how are your men?”"Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.”"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they’re the bravest men all over the country.” “Well, my men are very brave, too.”"I’d like to see that.”So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: “Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!”"Are you crazy? It’d kill me, you idiot! I’m out of here!” As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:”You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.”

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|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!”The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said “Good evening soldier, nice night, isn’t it?”Well it wasn’t a nice night, but the Private wasn’t going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied “Sir, Yes Sir!”.The General continued, “You know there’s something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it’s really relaxing. Don’t you agree?”The Private didn’t agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded “Sir, Yes Sir!”The General, pointing at the dog, “This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train.”The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said “Sir, Yes Sir!”The General continued “I got this dog for my wife.”The Private simply said “Good trade Sir!”

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