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Loading ...|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A farmer replied, “Joe’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.”"Well,” replied the man, “she must have had a lot of friends.”"Nope,” said the farmer, “we all just want to buy his mule.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: “Time stands still when I look into your eyes.”The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, “You have a face that would stop a clock.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.”The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!”