The government cuts costs

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|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.”Steve,” his wife said, while reading the newspaper, “it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six overaged destroyers.”To which the husband replies, “Sorry to hear that, dear. I’m sure you’ll miss your mother being gone.”

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This wife is too jealous

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|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!”The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, “She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!”

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A way to save your marriage

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|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, “If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder.”

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Don’t take any chances

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|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt.He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.”

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