Our bright childhood…
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Loading ...10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay.”Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.Timmy replies, “Because his dick tasted like shit!”
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A six year old comes crying…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.”Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.This time the sister is bawling and her brother says…”Now she knows.”
A young teenager comes home from school…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?”"Yes, dear,” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it. “But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can’t come up with anything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is releived when he tells her he has worked out his act. Come the night of the concert, all the proud parents fill the hall and watch as Mary, in her perettiest dress, tinkles the ivories to rapturous applause…Then Timmy steps out in his best suit and recites his poems to the delight of the audience.Finally, out comes Johhny, in check shirt, and denim overalls. He steps up to the microphone and says…”Ladies and Gentlemen. My uncle owns a farm and every holiday I visit him there. Tonight, I would like to share with you my impression of some of the many sounds I hear on my unlce’s farm. Here is the first….’JOHHNY! GET OFF THAT FUCKING TRACTOR!’”