What goes in and out and smells of piss?
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Loading ...What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
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An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after a quick calculation on the calculator, was given $50.45 witha typical “service” smile and “Have a nice day!”The Indian promptly spent this and returned the next day with anotherwad of Rupees. He handed the same cashier 100,000Rps and put his handout for his $50.45, instead he received $48.78.He questiond bitterly Ooh! vy less !!??” Whereupon the cashier replied”Fluctuations!”He screamed back “FLUCK YOU AMERICANS, TOO!” I’m going back to Delhi!!!
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I’m from the BBC and I’m gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look like an interesting fellow, perhaps I could interview you? SCOTSMAN: Certainly… REPORTER: Well, perhaps you could start by telling me your name? SCOTSMAN: Well now there’s a story. Y’know I deliver the mail round here, but do they call me Donald the Postman? No they don’t. You see those fine crofts up on the hill there, well, I built more than half of them myself, but do they call me Donald the Croftbuilder? No, they don’t. And did you pass the nets down in the harbour? Well, I made several of them, but do they call me Donald the Netmaker? No, they don’t. But, I tell you, a moment’s weakness with just ONE sheep ….