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Loading ...|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.”Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.”The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.”Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?” she asked.”Yeth.” lisped the farmer.Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: “Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”"How?” asks the man, puzzled.”Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.”Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy confessed sadly, “but I managed to find all twelve of them.”"Well, you did real good, son,” the farmer beamed. “You left with seven.”