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Loading ...An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he asked.”Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa.”"You mean a sectional sofa,” he suggested.”Sectional schmectional.” she bitterly retorted. “All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s wrongwith me. My dick is orange.”The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take a look. Hehas no idea what is wrong so he asks the guy if he has recently paintedanything orange.The old man said “No.”The Dr. thinks for a minute and then asks the guy if he has recentlybeen exposed to any chemicals at work.The old man said “No, I’m retired.”The Dr. then asks the guy if he could have been working with anychemicals in his garage.The old man replied “No Dr., I told you, I’m retired. All I do is sitaround all day, watch pornos and eat Cheetos…
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. “I’ve aged like a fine old carefully stored wine.”"I certainly have to agree with that.” piped-up his obviously long suffering wife. “Henry’s cork’s been stationary for years.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. “How are you, Tom?” asked Marvin.”I’m not feeling well today - utterly exhausted,” Tom replied. “I pulled amuscle and it’s killing me.”"That pulled muscle shouldn’t make you so tired, though.”"Well, it does if you pull it a couple of hundred times….”