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A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, “Hi there handsome. How ya doing?”She then wiggled her backside and walked off.”Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.”Er- just a woman I met professionally.” stammered the doctor.”Oh yeah?” his wife snarled. “In whose profession? Yours or hers?”

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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.”"Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess,” Dan replied.”They’re going to name a disease after you.”

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Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you?ve got a hold of my privates.” The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we?re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren?t we.”

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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, “Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!”The man replied, “How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.” The man then followed the woman to his wife?s room.About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith?s wife has just had triplets.Mr. Smith stood up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.”The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, “I think I need a breath of fresh air.” The man continued, “I work for 7-UP.”

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