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Loading ...I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they’re out of there-Charlie Viracola
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin