irish … light bulb joke
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Loading ...How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.
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a nerd, a nude, and a bike
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, “Where did you get such a nice bike?”The second nerd replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!’”The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
Death becomes nerd
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying “NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says, “You smell kind of nerdy, and just what do you do for a living?” The truck driver says, “I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I’m hauling.” The bartender says, “OK, truck drivers are not nerds,” and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks, “Why did you do that?” The bartender said, “Oh, don’t worry, the nerds are over-populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don’t even need a license.” So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, And heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can’t let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, “What’s wrong? I thought nerds were in season.” “Sure,” said the patrolman, “But you can’t bait ‘em.”
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” makeup.7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh!”6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to disco!.”4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.3. Uses slang expression: “Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain’t listening.”2. Was recently pulled over for “driving under the influence of cottage cheese.”1. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.