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Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
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Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife’s bedroom. “Kid’s……there’s good news and bad news.” “The bad news is your mother’s strength and will tolive has been sucked away by her awful disease and shedied a few moments ago” “The good news is…. It’s steak and chips for dinner!”
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: “What does the cow say?”Child: “Moooo!”Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”Child: “Meow.”Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, “Bud.”
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.