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Loading ...Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,George Burns’ was hot,Liberace NEVER used his on women,Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,We never saw Lucy use Desi’swhat is it?A last name……. Were you thinking of something else?
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, “How long before wecan have sex?”The doctor says, “At least wait until he’s walking.”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with….the other is used to carry groceries.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, “I’m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.”