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Loading ...A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?”
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
(1 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says “I will grant each of you three wishes.”The bear says “I wish all the bears in the forest were females.” *poof* It’s done.The rabbit says “I wish for a motorcycle.” *poof* It’s done.The bear says “I wish all the bears in this country were females.” *poof* It’s done.The rabbit says “I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house.” *poof* It’s done.The bear is thinking to himself “why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well.” “And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female.” *poof* It’s done.The rabbit says “For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay.” And he rides off on his motorcycle.